Man regrets choosing to become a ghost instead of going to Heaven

The ever-living soul of a former Connecticut man – Rod Herring – is facing an eternity of regret as his choice to become a ghost instead of spending his afterlife in Heaven is coming back to haunt him.

‘I didn’t realise my wife would remarry,’ Rod told our reporter. ‘And it was quick, too. Her new husband has started wearing my silk pajamas which I absolutely hate and it drives me nuts and he also has sex with her which I dislike somewhat.’

Rod, who was texting and driving just before death, told our reporter that there were positives to being a ghost, ‘I go back to my old workplace and I do a few hours for the boss off the clock. Gotta help his business out, you know?’