Person on Internet wonders why their opinion is being disagreed with
‘This joker on here said Grover was the greatest Sesame Street character ever,’ Samantha Simmons told our reporter.
‘Every idiot on this planet knows that it’s Big Bird,’ she continued. ‘We’ve been going back and forth for days and I’m not going to stop until they understand that my opinion is the only one that can exist.’
‘The problem is,’ Samantha said, a pensive look crossing her face, ‘I don’t know how many more sick days I can take off work to win this argument.’
‘Don’t add that to your article,’ she said.