Doomsday Preppers get impatient and wish end of the world would arrive sooner

‘I’m ready to survive the apocalypse right-darn-now,’ screamed Dale Winchester, his wife, Kathy, nodded alongside him.

‘I pray every day that the end of the world comes soon,’ Kathy said. ‘We’ve spent so much time and money getting ready for the death and destruction of human civilisation to have it go to waste, you know?’

‘Like, just hurry up and nuke each other already,’ Dale said. ‘I’m ready to prove myself against that show-off Dixon from down at the survival store who keeps saying I won’t last one time cycle.’