Dozens injured at birthday party as foam bullets mixed up with live ammunition

‘It was chaos,’ one unnamed party-goer told our reporter. ‘Someone must’ve loaded the toy guns with the wrong bullets.’

Our journalist on the scene described scenes of havoc and mayhem with the battle still raging on.

The mother of the birthday boy who would only give her name as Lisa S, told us that, ‘I knew I shouldn’t have invited that weird, creepy kid from down the street. As soon as he realised the guns were loaded with real bullets he started shooting at everything that moved.’

Another parent, hiding behind an upturned table and nursing a bleeding arm, said, ‘I did two tours with the marines, these kids made all kinds of tactical mistakes which I could have capitalised on but I chose not to.’