Protest takes place against oxygen as it may offend those without lungs
The organiser – who would only give his name as Terry – stated the primary goal of their protest was to ‘give the lung-less a voice.’
‘Fish, especially, might be outraged by the fact that they don’t really have lungs like we do,’ he told us.
A few dozen showed at the protest that took place outside Bismarck North Dakota’s town hall.
The lone police officer who was tasked with keeping the peace at the peaceful – but noisy – rally said, ‘God, I wish I could shoot these people dead.’