Technology company unveils first printer to be permanently low on ink

‘This is going to blow the market wide open,’ one analyst told us at the unveiling.

‘I’ve never seen such ingenuity and innovation,’ they continued.

The printer promises to ‘immediately frustrate those who have just purchased new ink cartridges at exorbitant prices.’

When asked what brands of ink the printer accepts, one executive told us: ‘The ink that the printer takes has been discontinued.’

As for the printer’s quality, the executive said, ‘I don’t know what it prints like. Any time I go to print it’s always low on ink.’