Competitor with three arms disqualified at World Juggling Championship

Simone Costas was distraught after being informed that she was disqualified for having a third appendage.

‘I’d paid my entry fee,’ Simone reportedly said. ‘I walked up with my juggling clubs but the judges and everyone else all recoiled.’

Juggling Championship judge Max Atwell told us, ‘She had to be disqualified. People think that juggling is just a bit of fun and a laugh and a good time. That couldn’t be further from the truth. It’s a serious sport. Is Olympics in our future? Who knows. Maybe Simone can try out for the Special Olympics.’

‘This is discrimination. Please help me. I don’t want to go to the lab again,’ Simone reportedly shouted as soldiers took her away.